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You Say Tomato, I Say Shut Up!

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January 31, 2013 - May 12, 2013

CLO Cabaret

Print at Home tickets are now available!

Conceived and Written by Annabelle Gurwitch and Jeff Kahn

A 21st century love story where “Happily Ever After” meets “It’s Complicated”

From seductive young lovers to reluctant Facebook friends, Annabelle and Jeff have 10 years of marriage under their belts when they encounter the question all married couples face – “Where would we be without Pinot Noir?” In this 75-minute tour de force You Say Tomato, I Say Shut Up! takes a humorous look at a relationship that seemed doomed by opposing personalities from the start. After trials and tribulations they learn to navigate the conflicts that come with romance, money, and children by embracing each other’s differences, taking on parenting as a competitive sport, and dropping out of couple’s therapy. Their delightfully crazy lifestyle has managed to keep their relationship intact, upending every idea you ever had about living “happily ever after.”

PG-13, Some adult content.
Runtime: 1 hour, 15 minutes

“LAUGH OUT LOUD!” -People Magazine
“HILARIOUS” -Judd Apatow
“Kahn & Gurwitch illuminate the insanity of marriage. They make you want to embrace your spouse for the same reason you want to strangle them.” -Ben Stiller
“Finally, a married couple that doesn’t hide behind such tedious traits as personal loyalty, good taste and an overall sense of decorum!” -Liz Tuccillo- co-author, He’s Just Not That Into You
“Annabelle Gurwitch and Jeff Kahn are the Lucy and Desi of the Apatow age.” -Lauren Lonnatti, Marie Claire 

Tickets for Groups of 10 or more are on sale now and can be purchased by calling 412-325-1582.



Schedule and Pricing Information 

Wednesday & Thursday at 7:30pm


Friday & Saturday at 7:30pm


Saturday/Sunday at 2:00pm


Select Thursdays at 1:00pm