Miss Abigail's Guide to Dating, Mating, & Marriage
Group Sales

First DateMay 11 - September 17, 2017
CLO Cabaret

MISS ABIGAIL’S GUIDE TO DATING, MATING, & MARRIAGE puts you in the middle of a live session with Miss Abigail herself, the most sought-after relationship expert to the stars, and her sexy sidekick Paco! They’ll answer any and every one of your questions as they offer up Miss Abigail’s outrageously funny "how-to's" on dating, mating and marriage including – how to perfect your kiss (it’s all about lip position), what you should and should not talk about on a date (don’t mention your troll doll collection) and much more.  Kick back and relax as Miss Abigail imparts the expertise she honed before booty calls and speed-dating ruled – before the divorce rate wasn’t 50% and when ‘fidelity’ was more than an investment firm! You’ll improve your love life and strengthen your relationships well beyond her session. Oh, AND you’re sure to be laughing about love all night long - that’s the Miss Abigail guarantee!

“PURE FUN! You can’t help but fall instantly in love with Miss Abigail's Guide!”  –Entertainment Weekly

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Groups 10+


VIP Tickets

Wednesday and Thursday Evenings at 7:30 p.m.



Friday Evenings at 7:30 p.m.



Saturday Evenings at 7:30 p.m.



Saturday and Sunday Matinees at 2:00 p.m.



*Prices Subject to Change.

Group Sales Policy:  Groups of 10 or more are eligible for a group discount. A 20% non-refundable deposit is required at the time of the order to hold tickets. Tickets may be dropped or added to your group order until final payment, which is due six weeks prior to performance date. After final payment is made, there are no refunds, returns, or exchanges. Payments must be taken care of by a single group leader, as multiple payments will not be accepted.

Tickets purchased from official ticket sources cannot be resold, transferred or distributed to any ticket broker or any other person or entity for resale. Should it come to the Pittsburgh CLO’s attention that a ticket purchaser is a ticket broker, all current and future orders may be cancelled without notice or justification of action. The Pittsburgh CLO reserves the right to deny admission to any person with a ticket obtained in violation of these terms.

Thursday Matinees

CLO Cabaret
Spend an unforgettable Thursday afternoon at the CLO Cabaret, complete with a delicious buffet. Enjoy a fun-filled afternoon your group will never forget! 

  • Groups of 10+: Call 412-325-1582 to take advantage of this special deal; this package is not available online.
  • Package price is $45.75 and includes ticket, buffet and all taxes/gratuities.
  • Buffet at 11:30 a.m. Show starts at 1:00 p.m.
  • Note: CLO Cabaret's regular menu is not available during Thursday Matinee performances. Reservations for the buffet must be made by the Monday before the performance.

Contact Us

Group Sales Coordinators are in the office Monday -  Friday from 9 a.m. to 5 p.m. and can be reached by phone or email.

Phone: 412-325-1582
Email: groups@pittsburghCLO.org